Street Smart

so the other day, ella and i are hanging out and she’s busy coloring in her new coloring book.  it has all kinds of pictures of baby animals doing very human-like activities (that’s anthropomorphism for those of you keeping track) like skate boarding and ballet, but she’s in hog heaven.

well, i’m busy getting ready and she stops coloring and looks up at me and says, “momma, penguins are birds.”

“mmm-hmm.  that’s right.  penguins are birds.”

“momma, penguins are birds that cannot fly.”

“you’re right; they can’t.”  i thought for a moment about this.  ”um, ella, who taught you that penguins can’t fly?”  i know i didn’t, so who should i credit here?

“momma, nobody taught me that.  it’s just word on the street.”

i give her the sideways look and burst out laughing.

“momma, why are you laughing at me?”

“because.  you are HILARIOUS!”

4 Responses to “Street Smart”

  1. Christopher T. Says:

    HA! She’s so deep in the streets you don’t even realize it. Next she’s gonna be showing you how to effectively remove serial numbers from handguns (that’s illegal for all those keeping track.) She is hilarious!!! And the student shall become the master…..

    C!

  2. Christopher T. Says:

    *YAWN…………..what month is it?”

  3. Donna Robinson Says:

    LOL!

  4. Christopher T. Says:

    Geez….what year is it? Guess we’ll find out Saturday night.

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